Tuesday, November 21, 2006

THE AWKWARD SQUAD ON ROLL CALL
Well. It happened. The Frank Fisher blog site has come clean. Awkward scribes are being called up. The message is this : your country needs you. But a more wild bunch one could not hope for. But like most governments well know the best place for deviants is in the army now. The first officers are already commissioned and it sees like some kind of Holland and some kind of Poland joins the UK ( Yellow Duck and Pirates Lair have taken the oath of awkwardness. Rumour has it that these officers will invite a certain GBH merchant from the limited Guardian to join up for training but when asked the Awkward Squad HQ said "No free Comment". So if you want to join up and get the Royal Shilling you know where to look. Check of the Frank Fisher site.

14 comments:

toby lewis said...

Nice blog zola. Welcome to the fellowship of the ring. I will join you shortly.

zola a social thing said...

Thanks Toby give me a shout when your site is up then we can ole Giddins a damned good pasting.

lavendeblue said...

Zo - finally found you.........good!
luck to you................

zola a social thing said...

Hope you are well and still kicking LB. We are missing your sense and sensibility. What a week damit. Working and then all this blogsite fixing. it's enough to send a man to the pub. But yellow duck seems to prefer wine. You see I'm not awkward at all to nice folk.

zola a social thing said...

hello LB - sorry for the technical problem. I am testing things out now as best I can. I am sorry.

zola a social thing said...

Unless i hear otherwise LB I must assume this site is working ok.

Anonymous said...

So, we are allowed to post now, are we? :)

FOUR kids? My, oh my, those winternights in Finland are long and dark.

Ok, enough blogging about blogging, good sir. Turn that acerbic tongue of yours to something more worthwhile.

Those Finnish saunas. What are they really like? Is it true you get beaten with twigs in there?

zola a social thing said...

G'Day Duckie : why the hell does this sauna stuff always get asked about? Anyway to be beaten by twigs ( more on this later on a blog) is much better than being eaten by moszis. But such a topic will be hot in near future.

Four kids and a cat - work that one out.
If I knew you were to visit i would have got a bag a bread bits ready. i will be ready for next time.

Comments are always OK here ( I hope). Still working through the posting permissions and all that. Damned headache. i need some of your wine soon.

Anonymous said...

Coz apart from Nokia that is the only thing people will probably know about Finland....

There is also that joke I heard in Norway:

Two Fins are sitting in a sauna each with a glass of beer. Says the one to the other: "Cheers!" Replies the other: "Are we drinking or talking?"

Or something like that. So is it true that Fins do not talk at all?

Come on: give us all the gory insights into life in Finland. Then I will hand you some of my wine.

Anonymous said...

I know a rude word in Finnish, but this is a family site so I shan't mention it here.

zola a social thing said...

Cheers Yellow Duck ... glug glug glug .... burp. OK.

szwagi . my family does not talk and cannot read. You are safe to use rude words. but never on a Sunday. You would not do that anyway I know.

Powercat has upset vinegar tits by mentioning the wicked POO.

Anonymous said...

I'm probably going to sound really silly now, but what's the wicked POO?

zola a social thing said...

Szwagi mate : the wicked Poo is that wonderful character with a little brain and who everyone loves. poo is a little radical too and very sensitive. But Poo has a good friend called Piglet who even gave her own birthday party to Poo.

Poo is not liked however by PC and GBH types and the USA management trainers call Poo a loser. poo goes against the grain of UK politics too.

Happy Turdsday Szwagi

zola a social thing said...

yes Szwagi : you sound silly.
Wonderful
I wonder how you look walking.
We know yellow duck waddles ... LB doth wiggle and Toby walks like a city gent.

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