Thursday, May 17, 2007

COLLECTIVE CYBER VISITATIONS

The recent successes of Finnish websites ( and Estonian sites, even governmental) after the Eurovision Song Contest has turned back on itself. The Finnish State run YLE site has been simply overloaded. This far we learn that Eastern Europe has been involved in sending so many posts to the site and in the end blocking it. Prime Minister, Matti Vanhanen, is due to say in public that he personally loved the wonderful songs from the Warsaw Pact.

After talks with George W Bush the EU and NATO representatives are agreeing to blame Putin for this cyber-war. But, as one Russian source said : " Putin is not that good with computer technology you know although he has been known to enjoy My Space."

Rumours circulate that comment is free sites are being controlled in preemptive fashion so that's all right then.
One does fear for the increasing popularity of THE BURROW though......

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS : Latest news is that the NATO operations that are going on now had included in their programme a new look at cyber-wars. This information comes from the Ukraine ( who were, it was said, very happy with their second place in the Eurovision contest with their song Lusha Go Home). Questions are being asked now about NATO involvement. Cyber-wars should, it is said, be included under the NATO portfolio for global oppression.

Latest Update : In the last half hour news has been coming in. A question raised by the Latin American officials concerns the content of these messages that block websites involved in NATO operations. Was it true that these messages were from World Bank boss Wolfitwitch and related to the scandels of past and present World Bank officials?

8 comments:

anticant said...

Cyber wars are nothing new. How many spam emails do you get every day? Mine seem to have been written by lobotomised halfwits. Why have they nothing better to do?

zola a social thing said...

No fears Anticant NATO is coming. They are at your service.
They have your best interests at heart.

anticant said...

Perhaps the Estonians should give up computers and use carrier pigeons. They are harder to intercept.

zola a social thing said...

Today the Finnish News Agency (STT) has also been hit.

anticant said...

These hackers couldn't run a cyber-winkle stall. It's all just more panic puffery from the CIA.

anticant said...

Send Wolfie to sort it out - he'll be needing a job soon.

zola a social thing said...

It is getting clearer : It looks like NATO did the dirty deed.
watch this space.

anticant said...

Well, they are busy stirring up conflict situations, aren't they?

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