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Has anybody seen Lord Lucan?
Monday, May 14, 2007
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Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
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Does anybody want to?
he owes me.
Cat food.
Along with Shergar.
Why on earth would our LavenderB want Whiskers?
Is she getting ready for Serbia next year? Will we see her perform again on the stage?
That would be a very good thing methinks.
get me a ticket.
I can just see LavvBloo as a ginger ZZ Top impersonator.
Does Lav do a good top-spin?
Only when I'm bowling.
Rumours that our LaviB is armless are now shown to be without substance.
But is she for the bending that we ask?
Maybe not armless but......
A story.
I was asked to produce a sperm sample for the doctor.
He gave a bottle and asked me to return it to him.
I asked Lavvy to help.
Well, she tried with her teeth in.
She tried with her teeth out.
She tried with her left hand.
She tried with her right hand.
And she still couldn't open the bottle.
Scottish bottles (like purses) have always been rather tight - so I'm told.
and some Scots are tight 24/7 or so it seems.
Pissed agin the lot of ye
Not me, ZoZoBear.
I'm a working girl today.
Not me, ZoZoBear.
I'm a working girl today.
ooops..sori
ok
like your "oopps" i do.
BTW : Does this all mean that nobody has seen Lord Lucan?
Hope Lavvy isn't thinking of performing onstage with Lord Lucan. Her obvious role would be the Nanny. Or Miss Whiplash?
It might be a good idea to set aside one day per month ( or week)for a be naughty to lavenderB blog.
We could make her a real celeb.
ooooooh
di I have to dress up..........no matter....i belong to you.....xx
clothes are not important LB.
now I rather like that idea...........maybe just a hat and gloves ? hmmmm?
yOU CAN KEEP YOUR HAT ON.
never trust a woman wearing gloves.
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