Monday, May 14, 2007

MISSING PERSONS FILE

Has anybody seen Lord Lucan?

22 comments:

anticant said...

Does anybody want to?

zola a social thing said...

he owes me.

Anonymous said...

Cat food.
Along with Shergar.

zola a social thing said...

Why on earth would our LavenderB want Whiskers?
Is she getting ready for Serbia next year? Will we see her perform again on the stage?
That would be a very good thing methinks.
get me a ticket.

Merkin said...

I can just see LavvBloo as a ginger ZZ Top impersonator.

zola a social thing said...

Does Lav do a good top-spin?

Anonymous said...

Only when I'm bowling.

zola a social thing said...

Rumours that our LaviB is armless are now shown to be without substance.

But is she for the bending that we ask?

Anonymous said...

Maybe not armless but......

A story.
I was asked to produce a sperm sample for the doctor.
He gave a bottle and asked me to return it to him.
I asked Lavvy to help.

Well, she tried with her teeth in.
She tried with her teeth out.
She tried with her left hand.
She tried with her right hand.



And she still couldn't open the bottle.

zola a social thing said...

Scottish bottles (like purses) have always been rather tight - so I'm told.

Anonymous said...

and some Scots are tight 24/7 or so it seems.

zola a social thing said...

Pissed agin the lot of ye

Anonymous said...

Not me, ZoZoBear.
I'm a working girl today.

Anonymous said...

Not me, ZoZoBear.
I'm a working girl today.

Anonymous said...

ooops..sori

zola a social thing said...

ok
like your "oopps" i do.

BTW : Does this all mean that nobody has seen Lord Lucan?

anticant said...

Hope Lavvy isn't thinking of performing onstage with Lord Lucan. Her obvious role would be the Nanny. Or Miss Whiplash?

zola a social thing said...

It might be a good idea to set aside one day per month ( or week)for a be naughty to lavenderB blog.
We could make her a real celeb.

Anonymous said...

ooooooh
di I have to dress up..........no matter....i belong to you.....xx

zola a social thing said...

clothes are not important LB.

Anonymous said...

now I rather like that idea...........maybe just a hat and gloves ? hmmmm?

zola a social thing said...

yOU CAN KEEP YOUR HAT ON.

never trust a woman wearing gloves.

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