Thursday, May 17, 2007

IT HAS COME TO MY NOTICE : By E-MAIL

Many of those that visit this site have, or know people who have, an aspidistra in a conspicuous place. ( a warning via e-mail from anon.)
It is, I feel, my public duty to warn about this.
It is exactly this kind of thing that harms the image of my blog.

17 comments:

anticant said...

George Orwell wrote a book called "Keep the Aspidistra Flying". Why shouldn't we - alongside Lavvyblue's knickers?

After all, you have a prickly cactus in your top left-hand corner.

Thank goodness it isn't a yucca.

zola a social thing said...

I sense psychological guilt in your posting Anticant.
You are on the defensive here.
Know the name of a good personal trainer for this I do.

Also the "we" you talk about. LavenderB is also under suspicion especially as it is rumoured that she lives in a nice middle-class area.
Been doing me checks I have.

anticant said...

Nice? Middle-class? Is the bourgeous cloven hoof of our Zola peeping out?

Anonymous said...

Jeez-O, after all the times I have looked at this site and I never realised that it was a cactus in the corner.
I thought it was a sex toy.

Anonymous said...

Aren't cactuses sex toys? Cheaper than vibrators - they don't need batteries. Just a thought, Anne. No wonder your sales have been slipping lately. How about opening a houseplant garden centre?

zola a social thing said...

A cactus does not belong in the middle.

zola a social thing said...

BTW Anticant : I have been called many things in my time but bourgiwazziwuzzi is not one of em.

anticant said...

Well, you have now. You remind me of a friend of mine who is always seeing the funny side of things, but doesn't spot irony. He was stunned when I once told him he was solemn. "What, me solemn?" he said. "No-one's ever called me THAT before."

zola a social thing said...

OK : I can admit to being mentioned in PUNCH some years back.
But that is all.
Jesus all the dirty washing will come out soon if we are not careful.

anticant said...

Apropos of nothing in particular, it has just occurred to me who Elton John's 'singing' reminds me of.

Donald Duck.

Anonymous said...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

zola a social thing said...

Weekend thoughts?
What would "we" NOT do for a million crisp smackers?

1. I would not agree to sleep with Noora Batty ( at least not without much consideration)
2. I would not refuse to sleep with Susan George dressed as a schoolgirl.
3. I would not have cosmetic surgery on my naughty bits.
4. I would NOT hestitate to throw rottin egss at a Bush-Blair party.
5. I would not take USA citizenship.
6. I would not enter the Anticant Burrow without good protection.

Anonymous said...

And so say all of us.

Anonymous said...

WARNING NOTICE

If you attempt to enter the burrow dressed as a schoolgirl, with or without Ms. George, you will be clapped in the stocks.

No transvestites in the burrow!

By Order

zola a social thing said...

Can we bring Helen Mirren as a Queen?

BTW : Helen Mirren naked anyone?
see http://culturalsnow.blogspot.com

september 2006

Anonymous said...

Helen Mirren is scrumptious! She is welcome in the Snug dressed in anything or nothing

By Order

zola a social thing said...

We are imagining the Beadle buying his newspaper and quickly opening up with page 3.
This is indeed a new Burrow.

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