Thursday, May 08, 2008

HONEST REPLIES ONLY
Does your condom lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight
When Anticant says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your condom lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?

Have you ever had such experiences like this?

Ah dunno our Anticant is back blogging after his regular sulk. So as we all love the guy I wanted to award him the new Lonnie Donnigan Award.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is people like you that get ecological recycling a bad name.

anticant said...

Now, now Zola! Wooffie is on his way to your Lapland hideaway bearing a barrelful of carbolic soap to rinse your mouth out.

No - we do not have experiences like that in the Burrow. We have better uses for our four-posters [as Dame Barbara will reveal in her next bosom-heaving epic, "Seventy Two Virgins and the Naked Kayaker"].

Anonymous said...

"I wanted to award him the new Lonnie Donnigan Award."

Con-grat-u-la-tions and ...

Anonymous said...

Lonnie would be proud. Will he get an ASBO too?

zola a social thing said...

Wat a load of carbolics?
Bollards?
Methinks our Antipranker is getting up to youthful mischief.
The other lot are not doing any better !

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