Said Barnicle-Bill The Sailor
What do I do when I can't have you
Said Desperate Dan the failer.

OK, that was cheap. Let me try another one.

The drums they play with a titti-tit-tat
As the pipes no longer play.
Fare-de-well ole Poly T I must be going away.

Ok, ok, off to bed and do with me what you will.
No that was not a smile on my face !
I was only reading a few EU briefs from below.
Phew! Powerful stuff that.