Tuesday, May 20, 2008

WENT TO THE SHOP THIS MORNING AND .....
Me jelly bon bons were up by 50 % in price.
This is enough. I have had enough now.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have noticed the same price rise Zola and I have written to my local MP about this.
I got an answer very quickly.
Ms Downwoodypays replied that she would tackle the PM ( yes the big man himself) on this issue and others like it - but only after May 23rd.

anticant said...

According to the 'Guardian's' Blairgroupie, 'Martin Smith', "New Labour is a victim of its own success; by solving most of the nation's ills they now have created a country full of shallow ungrateful voters...."

So shut up, Zola. There's no such thing as a free jelly bon bon, or a free taxi ride, unless you are one of the Commons payroll backbenchers. Or the Speaker's wife.

zola a social thing said...

But Anticant : I really MUST have my jelly bon bons.
They are so important to me.
In fact this is a Civil Right.

As for your "Martin Smith" - well, even your good Zola could come up with a better name than that !

Anyway telling ME to shut up - now that is awful. Abused agin I am. But no matter i have information concerning the Speaker's wife that would curl yer hairs.
But I run a Paye As You Learn scheme so no jelly bon bons no information.

Anonymous said...

BroodyGord has promised that if I win on Thursday, a crateload of jelly bon bons will be in Lapland by the weekend.

Provided you keep quiet about the Speaker's wife and any other MPs expenses matters about which you may have hair-curling information.

Is it a deal?

Anonymous said...

How many of these bon bons do you eat a day?

Are you aware of the need for a balanced diet?

Have you ever thought about substituting these sweets for one piece of fruit, fulfilling your five a day requirement?

Is there a problem in your life, that might be causing you to abuse sugary foods?

If so, would you tell us about it? In full?

trousers said...

Ah, good old Martin Smith - entertaining, annoying and frightening in equal measure.

Anyway - this price rise in jelly bon-bons is a sure indicator of the current food crisis. I feel (as Mr Brown says) your pain.

anticant said...

I may be a shallow, ungrateful voter but the Martin Smiths of this world don't alarm ME. Barmy twits!

zola a social thing said...

I do suspect that some of you are not really taking the issue of jelly bon bons seriously enough.
As for our master Smith he is, as you know, well employed by the Guardianistas of spin.

Anonymous said...

Is there any truth in the rumour going around Brussels that jelly bon bons are to be subsidised?

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