Friday, June 06, 2008

FREE SWIMMING FOR ALL
The latest Nu-Labor idea. Free swimming for all ( so long as it boosts the UK competition stakes in... well... competitions.
Comments so far include :-
We could have free swimming anyway in rivers or sea, lakes or ponds if it were not for the theft of capitalism for the few. And, if there was not so much shit floating in the sea and filth floating around the waterways and so many people living off cornflakes with a "K". ( Paul Foot Jnr)
This is a good idea. To learn to swim in muddied waters and with a Straw for security is surely a basic need for UK islanders surrounded by threats and wets. ( BNP activist )
I would request then the provision of a rubber suit. ( Merkinist Clubber)
Can we take photographs of all this? ( Trousers Art Museum Trust)

Then this event should be multi-sexual and pluralistic so that a Liberal society is on display for all to see and feel. ( Anti-Whitehouse Society)


What can a good Zola say about all this? ( you guessed it)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you taken your medicine today Zola?
Or are you going to be like this for yet another few days?

Anonymous said...

I thought I sacked the likes of you years ago.

zola a social thing said...

Yes Sally Army babe I have taken me medicine and yes I will be like this for a more more days, or longer, if I want.
Ingrown Toenails : Oh how you tried. But you are now an old fart and i have always been an old fart.

Anonymous said...

May we use inflatable wheelchairs too?

Merkin said...

http://www.truwest.com/waterpolo/frub.html

This is what I heartily recommend.

Anonymous said...

Comment has been moderated in favour of public decency and health and, of course, safety.

Anonymous said...

We agree.

Merkin said...

What more?
Lots.

An old Red Indian said :

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."




"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that'

zola a social thing said...

What the fuck has that to do with Friday, fishing...... just fishing Friday and fishing....

Anonymous said...

We can change

trousers said...

Photographs no problem, once I've sorted me exposure settings.

Anonymous said...

Don't go swimming with Nu-Labour. Their stagnant pond is past use-by date. Take the plunge with Cuddly Dave and Brilliant Boris for a Brighter Britain.

zola a social thing said...

Not too many high numbers for SATS here then.

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