Friday, June 27, 2008

MY FATHER LEFT TO ME
Many things, of course, but one springs back to mind right now.
He said to me :-
" Always be careful of two things. Slicky dicks and slippy dips."
He was an old Labourite.
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4 comments:

Merkin said...

I was watching Billy Connolly on TV.
He tells us advice from an old fucker.

'Never trust a fart.

Always use any available toilet.

If you have an erection, don't waste it.'

Haven't reached that stage yet but will bear it in mind.

17:16
Anonymous said...

I hope your father taught you not to do this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1030497/Pictured-The-moment-kayaker-risks-life-plunging-120ft-waterfall.html

11:10
zola a social thing said...

You guessed it right.
My father told me to avoid the Daily Mail and the printers union.
He said to me : " Never be a type-setter".

14:00
Merkin said...

I can do all that shit standing on ma heid!

21:57

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