Tuesday, June 24, 2008

USELESS THOSE PR PEOPLE
Just got sent a few pairs of David Beckham underpants for a trial and for a review.
Much too small I replied before giving them away to the Budgie.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

But are they good for bi-cycling?

Merkin said...

Would they fit Posh?

Anonymous said...

The pants are too small? Then bend it like Beckham.

zola a social thing said...

Ballacks

Anonymous said...

Don't you know that it's quality that counts - not quantity!

zola a social thing said...

Tell that to that big prick called - oh I cannot remember his name - but he is in politics anyway.
Germany versus Turkeys tonight and the Sun newspaper is really pissed off at missing the big deal.

anticant said...

No need to bother your befuddled head about the Sun "newspaper" [!] any more, now that Kraven Kelvin's bottled out of his preposterous posturing over the David Davis by-election after Murky Murdoch pulled the plug on his political ambitions - see:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/kelvin_mackenzie/article578227.ece

You see, I couldn't afford to splurge a hundred grand, splutters the self-styled 'clapped-out ex-tabloid editor', as "clearly, The Sun couldn't put up the cash".

Why not, I wonder? And the second clincher was the poor dear's delicate health. Having blotted his copybook by being overheard describing Hull as "an absolute shocker" [which led to Prince Rupert's precipitate retreat from the Sun's typically adolescent jape], our delicate little foul-mouthed flower belatedly discovered that "people in the North have a 20 per cent higher chance of dying from cancer than those in the South". And the pathetic media bigmouth thinks he's too young to die. Well, that's his opinion....

No doubt the good folk of Haltemprice and Howden are heaving a huge sigh of relief at being spared from being unwilling participants in another Rebekah Wade circus stunt.

The Sun "newspaper", indeed!

zola a social thing said...

Bugger it all I am suffering of the myth of a Sisyphus syndromey-woeme.

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