Wednesday, August 26, 2009


HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE ANTICANT?


15 comments:

anticant said...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

the burrow beadle said...

Anticant can be very trying.

von trapp from many pop-ins said...

Are you saying that Anticant is up to his usual monkey business again?

zola a social thing said...

I am seriously thinking to report you lot to the RSPCA and the University Admissions departments.

But a better way to do this is by asking you all to submit your applications to the Free University.

Our couses are cheaper than yesterday

anticant said...

There's no such thing as a free lunch. There's no such thing as a Free University.

zola a social thing said...

Like the big (Anticant Lemur) but tell us whi is that little ( and loveable) thing soaking up the sun?

anticant said...

That is Anticant's Lemur-in-Waiting.

anticant said...

Seriously, Lemurs are very pretty creatures with those wonderful striped tails. But I doubt whether they would make comfortable house pets.

The late Lord Arran kept a pet badger, and I was very uneasy when visiting him for tea with this large animal lumbering around the drawing room grunting and sniffing at everyone's ankles.

On another occasion I was sitting beside his lordship in a Soho restaurant when he suddenly pulled up his trouser leg to reveal a large inflamed patch and said "Have you seen my ringworm? I got it from the badger!" I nearly leapt out of the window.

Those were the days.....

zola a social thing said...

No worms in this ring BY ORDER.

anticant said...

Zola can always be relied upon to open up a can of worms.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Here, clearly, we've a picture of Aunty AND Zola, both practising their auditions this Christmas's panto...who ever IS who(m), pray?

(/I/ think that's Aunty on the ground, juggling...conundra? Whereas in front we behold Zola On the Fence, and reviewing the mise en scene with 'a dis-illusioned eye' (pace WC!)

Bodwyn Wook said...

I had the ringworm, too, in the
1st grade, but it was from off of Joan Nelson! Later, in highschool, I would badger her for dates, but no joy, alas.

anticant said...

Getting ringworm but no dates is indeed a deplorable misfortune.

Bodwyn Wook said...

I broke a tooth on a stony one once, in...Morocco.

Joan Nelson sensibly ran away long since, and is an attorney now grazing the upper pastures in Florida.

anticant said...

Anticant will be solving his immediate problems by fleeing the country for ten days next Monday (31st). Hopefully, warmer weather and fresh Italian food will set him up for the winter.

Meanwhile behave yourselves, you lot, under the inspirational postmodernist guidance of our incomparable Zola.

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