Thursday, July 12, 2007

EU VOTING BLOC MOVES TO BAN HARRY POTTER

Poland has been urging EU members to ban Harry Potter.
Too many witches here already it was said.

The only official response so far comes from the UK : " Too late, too late, the Queen cried, Harry Potter has already been well satisfied."

The President of France is considering his response and it is rumoured that he is trying to get contact with his wife to get the details correct for a public comment.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Setting out immediately with Wooffie and brandy barrels, via Hogwarts Cybertravel, so should be with you soon.

zola a social thing said...

I did try to make a reasonable post you know.

zola a social thing said...

Zola is suffering from Yellow Duck syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Oh,no,please no !
Strawberries are still in season here...and who knows, the weather may be good to you....

zola a social thing said...

only teasing Lavi

Anonymous said...

I had students in Poland who queued all night to get copies of The Book.
They did the same to see The Film.
Perhaps, you might say that Poland is Harry Potter mad in the same way that Poles think all Brits are Princess Diana mad.
Me?. I think JK is very lucky to have found a career with such derivative hogwash.

Anonymous said...

Hogwarts Hogwash? Not just a career, but a fortune. Not a patch on classic fairy tales. Ersatz, like Narnia.

Merkin said...

Classic Fairy Tales?
Iraq can nuke Britain in 45 minutes.

zola a social thing said...

Come on you buggers get it right :-

a) who is the biggest witch in Poland and does the president know?
b) Has the Queen been satisfied now?
c) Has the wife of French President Suckcosy been forthcoming and come clean?

zola a social thing said...

The Queen is not satisfied or amused my dear Zola.
But do not worry the tax payer will foot the bill after the BBC is sued.
Rowlings laughs her way to the bank.

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