FEMALE FAQS
Was asked to comment yesterday by one of these e-mailed questions from friends. So I thought i would share it with ya'll.
Question : What is the most frequently asked question from female voices in't morning?
My answer : " Who has pissed on the damned toilet seat again?"
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Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
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14 comments:
Apologies for this, Zola, but I am tagging you.
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anna mr : with respect I have been told this many times and this is the first time I reply.
I have no idea what this "tagging" is all about.
Forgive me but I keep getting "tagged" and really know nothing about this all.
BTW : love that photo.
I guess you just got your answer......
'Who has pissed on the damned toilet seat again?'
Maybe I know the 'wrong' kind of women?
Fantasy everywhere today I guess.
You deserve to be tagged for this sort of thing. ASBO'd and microchipped as well, if you find yourself before the Burrow court.
Can I keep my hat on?
You may not like what you see.
Oscar Wilde and all that?
Will your testicles wobble?
Love to see.
Stop this at once! You are frightening the horses.
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Times change.
Used to be first thing said was 'must get back and get my books for Uni'.
Now?
'did you knock over the glass wie ma false teeth again?'
Zola - the instructions are perfectly legible on my site, my love (oh, and thank you with regard to the compliment you pay my photo...and I have just been calling you nasty names in my comment box, as well, by way of reply to the Ole Tug Boat incident down at The trouser Press - I feel almost guilty now). Tell us eight random facts about yourself, and let the world know it was me who got you to do it.
I look forward to your revelations....
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Gentlemen lift the seats in the Burrow.
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OK Anna Mr but only because I agree to suck your web.
Anticant : Better to go the the WC methinks. It stops the rooms getting a trifle damp under those seats.
I've been assured that the most polluted seats most of us ever sit on are those in the London Underground. A horrific collection of bugs - literal and metaphorical - have been diagnosed there.
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