Friday, July 06, 2007

ZOLA REFUSED !!!!!
After a few days of work, goddammitt-damit, your loyal blogger Zola thought up a new scam. Better ways of earning a crust methoughts.
These three days of work....really quite tiresome.
So a visit to the new "Sperm-Cloning Centre" was made and an offer of high quality proteins made. ( ought not to have had a few beers before the test I guess).
You guessed it.
Zola was refused. The sample "not fit for...."
It seems that they are after "good workers" and "loyal subjects" and this Zola did not satisfy the test.
But don't worry I stole their porno books.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

HaHaHA !!!

Anonymous said...

One should never ever turn the thing one loves doing into a full-time job. You'd have to be a real professional wnkr not to have sussed that one out.

zola a social thing said...

OK I take the points.
Maybe I will buy Man City FC instead.

Anonymous said...

Should you ever find an over abundance of jizzum, do remember that my full moniker is an anagram of 'Roamer Kin Snip'.

anticant said...

Zola clones? The mind boggles....The Beadle would go mad, peering in all directions up and downstream for fleets of naked kayakers.

zola a social thing said...

Gawdi Brown will sort you lot out anyway.

anticant said...

Sort us out? That's more than he's capable of.

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