Wednesday, July 11, 2007

FIRST PREPARATIONS FOR UK TRAVEL
In two weeks time your social Zola will arrive in the UK and try to survive for 10 days. Already a few preparations have been made :-
a) a set of fake passports and driving licences
b) a bullet proof vest and a tin helmet
c) a fake beard
d) a new dictionary of English language ( pocket sized with 10 pages, awesome!)
e) a previous high-octane diet of cabbage and cauliflower so my farts can act as a safety system against irritants and blue-meanies.

If anybody has more suggestions please inform. Your poor Zola is not well versed in the UK anymore and will clearly get lost a few times ( or worse).

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Frock and Yhe Beadle.

zola a social thing said...

Thank you LavenderB
Trouble is I was de-frocked many years ago.
Blame the beadle for that.

Damit I am scared now to travel.

Anonymous said...

Fuck'em all........have fun,ZoZoBear......you have my details.........can guarantee you a bit of a Frock.I said FROCK..

Anonymous said...

I shall be honoured to act as your Escort and Minder, Mr Zola, Sir, should you require my humble services. Anticant has agreed to give me leave.

zola a social thing said...

I don't care if Anticant has given your loaves and fishes I will never umble myself behind a Beadle of the Parish.

Anonymous said...

I would never dream of walking in front of you. I don't have eyes in the back of my head.

Anonymous said...

If you're not careful you'll end up stuck in Grimsby. And serve you right.

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