Friday, August 31, 2007


IS THIS THE END OF THE REAL MR PUNCH?
In a grobble with Judy after all that?
But this is the NuLabor ending it seems.

Just to re-cap. The crocodile did get the sausages and the baby was thrown into the linen basket ( nice and soft there) and the policeman was knocked abit with the infamous stick but all was well.

Professor Pulson left out the BABY WITH THE CROCODILE.
Punch did NOT give the baby to the crocodile.
And please do not say yes he did because no he did not.
Your poor Zola was almost in a tantrum when this happened.
But NyLabor refused to support Prof Pulson and his Punch and Judy show so I wonder if this is the way to get cultural capital today in the UK.
Just change the main story-lines.

So there was a happy ending.
Moral of story : do not rock the boat or feed the baby to the crocodile.

14 comments:

zola a social thing said...

Sori : My theatre agent and I deem it necessary to take a few minutes to reflect upon the tragic death of one of our most famous actresses.
Will you join us and the Priesthood and go onward Chistian soldiers and also .... sing with us :-
" All things bright and beautiful....
the rich man at his castle
the poor man at his gate
God made them high and lowly
and ordered their estate...."

The (inta?)nationale service is upon us all and we follow the Odering of Things for this day of "Mourning Sickness".
Take a good minute and repeat after us :-

The Lord is my Shepherd
I'll not want,
He makes me lay down in green pastures.....
and his cup, and his cup
Overfloweth.
But I shall fear no ill
The smile of a Blair
Shines and helps
ME towards the light ( camera down a bit here)

Sori Rupert I made you cry.
Blame Sir Elton.

Anonymous said...

I'll rock my own boat...
As for 'baby'--yeah ! to the crocodile !

zola a social thing said...

Good on yer LaviB but take care of the appropriate people that seem to be more bootiful than I.

zola a social thing said...

My agent also said that we ought to be umble as the Fairy Princess has another nice hair day.

Anonymous said...

As a respectable editor of WIKILEAKS I really must ask you to concentrate on those oppressive regimes of the Far East, Middle East and the old Soviet Bloc.
It seems to us here that this blog site concentrates too much on the much needed values of WesterniZed society and then knocks those little precious things.

Anonymous said...

And - since we're criticising Zola: this blog site overindulges in high falutin' talk, too. Cultural capital? Zola could have just said Liverpool. (And then he wouldn't knowingly have bored-you.)

zola a social thing said...

Spartacus

Fire Byrd said...

Don't be silly it isn't cultural capitol till next year and they are still fixing the light bulbs in the cenre, and ignoring kensington big time.(not the one in London, the run down don't get out of your car one in Liverpool)
px

Anonymous said...

How many French intellectuals does it take to change to a lightbulb in Liverpool?

Bet you Stan Boardman knows.

http://www.stanboardman.co.uk

zola a social thing said...

Je ne suis pas "BoredU" me old.
Still in grief over the image of MY DI.
I shall feed Butwhatif to the crocodile methinks.
Off to try and finnish the wood that still awaits more of me chainsaw antics.
Somebody has to do some real work around here.

Anonymous said...

The Punch and Judy Stall is magnificent..........

Anonymous said...

Where on earth did you get the word "grobble" from?

It's quaint.

anticant said...

NuLabour is about changing the main story lines so there is a happy ending for all their Politically Correct thought controllers who run merrily all the way to the bank until their credit and credibility runs out.

zola a social thing said...

Anticant is spoiling my fun here by summing up and influencing the jury. No mention of the baby and the crocodile yet again !!!!

A Pixie joins the fray. What next. We already have Merkins and lavenderBlues and even a Trousers. Whatever happened to real solid names and words we ask?

But Trousers ( again in search for his lost sock) asks a very serious question. Doubt Tousers is anymore polite than Butwhatif and suspect a gremlin between the lines agin.
However Trousers has everybodys sympathy so I must reply to peg-keg in the next up coming post.

French Intellectual indeed.
I almost finished the wood yesterday. As the good Finnish writer, Juhani Aho, said : the only cultural capital we have is that which links us to the land and nature.
French Intellectual indeed!!!!!!
Most upsetting.

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