WEIGHTY ISSUES FROM THE UK
On return to Finland I have noticed that I have "put on" 6 kilos. Those full English cooked breakfasts could not be refused. In fact I was usually first in for breakfast with tongue hanging out and mouth watering. Add to that my early morning papers and this 6 kilo weight begins to make sense. I really must change my reading habits and get the Megastar rags. Better for me ealth.
But no worries. I can still see me penis without looking in the mirror.
Ah the most important things in life.
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Sori if the above post upsets the emerging Mrs Malaprop ( estranged from that Beadle?) but no offence intended.
But better to google Mrs Malaprop via a Megastar than to join a flabbybelly canoe Club methinks.
The storyline for Mrs Malaprop and the Beadle has yet to evolve, but we felt that some romantic interest in the Burrow was overdue. At the moment the lady is familiarising herself with the antique kitchen range, while the Beadle is polishing up the copper pans at her behest.
Full English breakfasts will be served, with devilled kidneys - and sweetbreads. So watch out, Zola!
No canoodling or castrating in the Burrow.
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I must be honest here unless I am to be confusing my honourable readers.
By making the connection between Mrs Malaprop and Megastar babes vis-a-vis a frustrated Beadle I only repeat a few rumours that go around. There may not be enough evidence to convict.
Also, by way of our policy on correcting even the most weak points, I must admit to eating a few times Fish and Chips with salt and vinegar. As the fish and chip people now refuse to sell their take aways wrapped in newspapers I found a new use for the Guardian and vinegar tits had never had it so good.
Oh yes and all with large pickled onions.
Full English breakfast with devilled kidneys? See youat the Burrow!
Indeed Trousers : We have heard that Mrs Malaprop is an excellent cook and does it topless AND without getting it splashed all around everywhere.
Gimme the meat.....
After your breakfast the Beadle will dose you with Mrs Lydia Pinkham's Medicinal Compound, "efficacious in every case".
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Ah A liverpool lass then.....
Like them I do.
Trousers needs a good dose of you methinks.
I will always wait for you,ZoZoBear.....
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