BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
UK Monday morning.
A mass exodus of small children. Kids run away from UK schools like never before.
Interviews with some of the kids showed the cause of this mass burst of activity.
" We are showing the Brown man that we can read ok thank you. In fact we read even between the lines of our big leader. That's why we run. "

I blame the parents and the teachers and the preachers and the creepers that creep and creep and creep.
The Kids are Alright.