Friday, November 16, 2007

A FRIDAY IN FINLAND
I have received a grant from the Finnish Association for the Advancement of the Correctional Abilities in a Mis-Political-Economy. I have been given the task of displaying Finland on a Friday. Then the money runs out.

Anyway here it is :-

1) At the biggest local hotel we have boxing. Men with Finnish sounding names fight against men with Swedish sounding names and Russian sounding names. It costs 15 Euro to get in and the drinks are not cheap.
2) The government is set to disrespect the nurses yet again as the second reading of the Anti-Nurses-Bill is happening. At the same time Finnish agents made employment fairs in Poland to encourage Poles to come and work in Finland.
3) The State run "Alko" shop has the workers on strike. This really pisses off many Finns on a Friday.
4) In Rovaniemi ( an insignificant Santa Claus place) a new Academy is brought into action. It is called "The Elf Academy" and grants diplomas to those that study to become elves to help Santa Claus.
5) The sex industry really gets going on a Friday and there is always a full display of Far-Eastern girls advertising in the newspapers for nice chats and therapy.
6) Damn it I'm off.................. sorry

2 comments:

Merkin said...

No Goblin at the Elf factory, Zo-Zo.

zola a social thing said...

Cold Turkey mate.

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