BREAKING WIND E-NEWS

The new Breast Actress of the Year Award has begun. During the Oscar gala this year it has been revealed that a test case was held for the "Breast Actress of the Year". This first trial event, held as an extra attraction with a private audience and panel, used the past films from lolliwood as working material. It is not yet possible to identify the panel or participants but Zola has been informed that the winner was Raquel Welch for her up front role in the film " One Million Years B.C. ". The runner up, for her role in the blockbusting film Dr No, was Ursala Undress.
We hear that this result is up for appeal and the organisers advise us to "Google" for the latest updates.