ZOLA SENDS US PHOTO-EVIDENCE OF THE GRAVE

Here lies ( sorry lay) the, emotional and challenged, running, lady, wearing jack-boots.
We planted a Christmas tree in the ice and at the spot where she was last seen.

It was the only decent thing to do in the circumstances.

As Christmas comes upon us all we, will, remember our lady of the jack boots again in far better times.

Just wait unto Christmas.

ZOLA-NEWS UPDATE

As far as I can make out, as fuzzy connections are everywhere, Zola is away from the Sirens of the South and thrusting his way through the ice of the far north.

Radio contact was difficult but it seemed that Zola was saying : " I am getting closer to this monster that has been created by Dr Frankenstein".

We here at HQ are rather concerned.

ZOLA WILL BE AWAY ON A QUEST : BUT ...
Anti-Tuck-Buck-un-Beadled will keep the home fires a'burning.

APPEAL FOR HELP : MISSING PERSON

Your humanitarian Zola has agreed to use his wide blogging influence to call upon his flock to help in finding a missing person. Brian Christopolis has gone missing. He is usually nicknamed BC.

He was last seen hanging around the hillsides and wearing hippy-style clothes. He has long hippy styled hair.He also wears hippy style sandals.

Information is needed because many people are suffering. His mother asks for a closure on this whole issue so that all women can rest in peace again.

PASSING OVER LENT AND ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY

After a careful consideration for the feelings of my frustrated parish I decided to make an attempt to enjoy things like Hot Cross Bunnies. A very, no, very very, educational experience was had by all as a Good Friday merged into what can only be called the New Saturday of the Sacred Cows.

And then, in the still early morning, as I remained smoking and hot, I spotted a Snow (shoe) Hare gobbling up me bloody bird food.

I spotted the beast because its pure white hair was changing too quickly to a summer brownish colour. We are still with snow up here you see. I suspect that poor Snow Hare can expect a big pasting from the resident black hooded crows soon.

Sometimes I have watched as the big birds attack both the hare and others. Believe you me it would hurt.

Now let that be a big warning to those that will talk about Easter Bunny things and Hot Cross Black Hooded Crows.

Next time to attend a protest demonstration make sure you wear the right colours so to fit into the scene.

Let all this be a warning, for all.
Those that change their spots too early in the natural ordering of things get a kind of cum-up-pance quickly.

DOWN AND OUT WITH AN MBA
I know it is awful to keep yapping about "East Angular" and therefore service the beast - but I really must complain here.

No matter what some UK people think : George Orwell was a "Plongeur" or at least a dirty dish washer.
He was not some "Gastronomical Hygiene Technician".

By the way I wish you all an enjoyable crucifixtion coming up.

THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION ...
Well I guess it never quite made it but there you have it and there it is.

The colourful scientific revolution did OK but ... ( even the alchemy of a Maggi Thatcher was not good enough to make a "social"-chemical work).

I think that I need to work with my hands again.

I JUST FUCKED A FAT CAT

Garfield will never be the same again.

GALE WARNING IS NOT IMMINENT BUT POSSIBLE

It is only fair to warn my many and distinguished bloggiques that the grumpy-o-meter is unpredictable right now. Your windy-News might not be as polite or as gracious as you have so rightly come to expect.

If Norwich City Football Club fails to win today and firmly boot Sheffield Wednesday into next week then a wobbler is likely.

If such a thing happens, God FORBID, the public is warned about the content of this blog next week. It will be, at a minimum, Adult-Rated.

Gordon Brown : G20 Own Goal

As the G20 information system gains momentum Gordi Broon has put his finger in the pie and pulled out a plum and then said FUCK IT .. and said what a bad boy I am.

The global arms trade giant BAE ( British Aerospace and Marconi and all the little tax havens ) are furious at this G20 information pack.

My source tells me that Brown has a cunning plan to keep BAE stable and in a growth curve. It is understood that brown has invented a new word for protectionism.
Watch this aerospace !

PLEASE BE PATIENT STILL : THE UNITED CONDOM WILL PREVAIL

Give me high hopes, gimme high hopes
Give me pie in the sky and ....

ZOLA WILL RETURN TO FAMILY VALUES IN BLOGGING
Let it be known that Zola feels that he has been far to lenient and all too often shown a fuzzy morality in this blog site. I must take my part of the blame for this sad condition of our once honourable institution of bloggers.

So from today Zola will not allow inappropriate, suggestive or subversive acts to be soiling this site.

AS I WAS SURFING THE GOVERNMENT PORN SITES ...
An e-mail came to me.
It was from Jack-Boot Confickor.
It was very suspicious so I placed it under junk.

I do hope that I did the right thing.

GIVE US A BREAK ...
For the last two hundred years or so the working class have been asking for a break.
But we never existed as human beings then.

Little has changed.

THE INFAMOUS HOME OFFICE SHALL BE RECTIFIED

I guess that is what is when a bit of brown is tasted.

A GOOD BLOGGER MUST BE TRANSPICUOUS
A blogger that we trust will say a firm yes or no to questions like :-

a) Have you ever had sexual intercourse on top of a grave in a church yard?
b) Have you ever read the Daily Mail?
c) Have you ever used a credit card?
d) Have you ever masturbated in a public place ( exciting it might be)
e) Have you ever voted for your political party and been proud of it?
f) Have you ever bought cheap wine or beer from a supermarket?
g) Have you ever thought that an Australian is intelligent?
h) Have you ever needed to take a shit when no public toilet was around?
i) Have you ever shit in a public place?

and finally :-
Have you ever been human all too human?

I have my special system for evaluating the responses. Trust me.

WHO GOES TO BRAZIL AFTER THE BIG FESTIVALS ?

Who goes?

Who?

MASS SOCIETY EQUALS ENERGY IMPAIRED
..........

CAN WE ALL COME TOGETHER ?

Oh yes we will.
Not unfortunately in the birth pangs of this or that.

We will all come together when we die.

DID YOU KNOW ?
You will soon be able to get from A to Z in 30 minutes.

It is better, I think, to walk.
That may take me "days" but what wonderful days they might be.

But why did I want to go from A to Z?
Back to bed.

CULTURE OF VIOLENCE
Is the latest trailer advertising the film "Wanted" really a warning to us that sexy Angelina Jolie is planning a school killing event?

I WILL CUT MY NUCLEAR ARSENAL

I will quit my viagra supplies and intake.
I really cannot afford it anyway.

WHY I AM SO EXPENSIVE
The blue sky and the sun shines upon my roof. The deep snow covering is melting now day by day.
Gone. My insulation gone.
More electricity bills and/or more wood fires a burning.

As the snow melts I get colder.

If it gets much worse I will need a Willie-Warmer in bed tonight !

WHY I AM SO ALONE ...
is because I cannot blame anybody else or any big and fancy global terror for my own damned faults.
Maybe that is why I get kicked up the arse sometimes by "others" that are all too foreign and friendly.
But my sword shall not slip from my hand as I battle the quaking of the gates of both heaven and hell.

WHY I AM SO CATHOLIC ...
a) I like to light-boat candles in the wind
b) I like blowing out candles in the calm
c) I am just a pain in the arse.

After so very many complaints last week about philosophical funbits I am now determined to suffer no more of the sins of consistent incontinence.

SOCRATES SUCKED ON THE HEMLOCK DEAL
Suicide is a strange tradition.

However I would not want suicide to be institionalised !
Why?
Because suicide has little or nothing to do with personal freedom.

WHY I AM SO WISE AND CLEVER ...
It is because of FISH.

HOW TIPPLED I AM...
When playing my organ in the best traditions of a Beethoven or an 1812, or even in a tradition of the church, I do like me tipple.

Wherever would the Arts be without a tipple or two?

THE BOOTY OF THE WORLD
" In spite of difference of soil and climate, of language and manners, of laws and customs : in spite of things silently gone out of mind, and things violently destroyed ; the poet... "

More opiumism please?

Pension-fund managers and politicians and ... ... poppy-cock fuckers take new strength now from the "things violenty destroyed". This may be your last chance to destroy more.

"ALL CHANCE, DIRECTION,WHICH THOU CANST NOT SEE ...

All discord, harmony, not understood ...
And spite of pride, in erring reason's spite..."

Is there anybody here that springs to mind?

" For forms of government let fools contest;
Whate'er is best administered is best ...
Thus God and Nature linked the general frame,
And bade self-love and social be the same. "

SEIZE THE DAY-MOMENT OF CARPE DEIM

Should that be Carpe Diem"?

No, no - no, no-no-no-no.

Dime is better.

Rumour has it that an uncertain Gawdi Brown has misunderestimated the political economy and his own humour. Just rumours.

I might be wrong here - but history will tell the real story.
Karl Marx said that kind of thing as he was humble and human.

THE RAMBLER BECOMES THE RAMBLUR
The Modernised Rambling "Association" foot-falls as Essex-Person.

Damn it I can remember better times when we walked into criminality.

IF "PEOPLE" HAD ONLY "READ" HITLER ...

Maybe Europe would be different.

Or may we read some of the pain-things on the walls?

What do we read today and what do we ignore?

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ...

I said to me missus : " Friday today already. Weekend a'coming".
She replied that it was only Thursday.

So in my best diplomatic way I replied that : " So that's alright then".

ROMANTICISM RETURNS
At last after a long dark winter we get a bit of sun back with a blue sky. OK it snows all the time and it takes between one and two hours to clear away every day it snows but I feel like a born-again-Romantic.

My trick was simple. Just go slow and do bit by bit. Take a double dose of the medicines mixed with a few beers. Yehah snow work becomes a pleasure in the mid-day sun.

I know how Samuel Coleridge must have felt ...... cause I'm feeling the same way about you all.

AFTER SUFFERING FROM BLOGING-WRIST I'M BACK

Your poor Zola has been overworked and underpaid agin and agin.
Having been called to be Chairman of the gender and equalities commission me ed spins.

What is more is that I was also called to serve High Culture in my role as consultant to the committee for Correct Spilling and Grandma.

Whatever next.

I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR THIS MORNING and ...

I said to myself that this is a very very silly silly person indeed. The Mirror replied in agreement.

Then I decided to be very very silly, again, and blog agin.

Then I read the international news from the Daily Mail.

A DIZZY DAY DAY AGIN
Today we have had, quite clearly(?) the wrong kind of snow and far too much of it.
Walking to the local shop this morning was pure struggle with me cognitive competences.
The wind was blowing and the snow was getting up my nose.

DOES JARROW HAVE AN AIRPORT?

If it does the question is : does it need another one?

PERHAPS I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT :

Once I had a relationship with a 90 year old turtle ( and I never did find out which gender that dear turtle was attached to).
However my dear turtle seemed to enjoy every minute.

I talked about this relationship to a fine sounding gentleman a few months back as and when I was having a simple liquid lunsch in a very resphectable establissment.

Now I am being asked questions from the Mass Media.

Am I doing something wrong here?

CAN YOUR REALLY TRUST

a politictian-ani-barmi that will say "We will" ?
What is this new marr(i)margi future?

Can one really trust at all without sensing a bit of the past.

THE PLANE LOST BOTH ENGINES

.......................................

NEXT I FOLLOW THE FOUR WINDS

I woke up this morning and saw the light.
I have spent a lifetime following two things.
First I followed the Sun.
Ended up walking around in never-ending circles.

So I changed tack.

I then followed the Moon.
Same result?
No.

I saw different things in that same kind of circle.

GOVERNMENT GRANT GIVEN TO ANTICANT

A substantial funding incentive is given to the infamous Anticant.

The task is simple : To increase Anti-Social Mobility.

When asked a government official said that this Anticant has already proved his value in these arenas of "grey" and "gay" borders. It was said that the Anticant can be fitted for purpose.

Patience : A Virtue of Nature?

Human Nature the nature of virtue?

Take your pick and vote for your Idol.

WHEN HAS A BIG BOY BEEN ...

... Taken to court and convicted of illegal arms dealings and receivings?
Now I mean a big boy here.

MY POOR OLD COCK DIED

My poor old cock was to large for the shelf
So it stood many years on the floor.
It was taller by half than a GILF himself
But it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born
No longer my treasure and pride

It stopped short, never to go again
When old GILF man spied.
But his life seconds numbering tick-tock-tick-tock
His ID is fumbling tick-tock-tick-tock
His gold watch a crumbling tick-tock-tick-tock

Me cock is a rumbling rumbling rumbling

Better than a second coming methinks.

NIGELLA I AM SO SORRY BUT ...

It has been revealed. Me past has come back to haunt me.
I have no choice but to admit that I was on TV in the 1980s with my own recipe.
Yes on a kind of cook-food-thing programme.

However all is not lost. I remain standing up proud in front of Nigella.

My half an hour was with pea soup mixed with me own special things.
Pea soup a metaphor for the times.

Sorry Nigella I never meant to get you out of bed in the early hours.

A DAY IN THE LIFE

Yeeha : The sun has just shown its face above the horizon. It is half an hour before mid-day. Yeeha.
Temperature at about minus 20 degrees C so not too bad there either.

Me wood fire burns well although the smoke from the chimney refuses to rise as it prefers to fall back down to earth which means it smells a bit.

Making today a wholesome Cottage Pie mixed heavily with cheese and onion. I also add a little Marmite into it all but this is a secret because me missus cannot stand Marmite when she knows it is there.

Perhaps I should have been a diplomat.

IF ISRAEL REALLY WANTS TO EXPAND ... then

a) Get a bigger penis anyways - get scientific !
b) Get back your DAVID as you are now a GOLIATH.
c) Or just leave ; as most folk do well when they leave your place.

WHAT CARE I FOR WIND OR WEATHER ?

Steal your soul, boys
Don't let it go boys,
Sail it homeward
To Bonkers Bay.

and then :-

Bonkers Bay
And walk ashore
Blogger Lads for evermore.
Bonker lads ......

Ah well - best get back to the seas agin methinks.
Not fit to live on shore.

Happy New Year to Ya'll

GAWDI THE PINK THE PINK THE PINK

Just for the fun of it.

Gawdi the pink the pink the pink
Refused to think to think to think, as,
The saviour of the human race a-cest

But he has invented a medicinal compost
Most creditable in every way.

2008 WAS FULL OF PRETTY BOYS AND POLLY-PARROTS

The free-market religion is not dead it is only sleeping.
The magic of Madoff remains until the Hobbits can muster up courage to go on their quest for the Holy Snail.

THE BLUES RUN THE GAME
IT will come as a shock to me regulars but "red" gets an ASBO today and me normally colourful displays are thought to be nasty and threatening to those poor sensitive souls of generation Z. But I am allowed to use "green".

BUT : Damn it all Harold Pinter must somehow continue. We have just lost, this Xmas, Adrian Mitchell. We have lost our beloved "Cat Women" and her old fashioned house. Damnit it is time to be red on the bed, beside the bed and sometimes under the bed. This may sound potty but that is the price you pay for such word-games that meddle.

It seems to me that the Bushy-Pussy-Blairy-Fairy-Broonie-Foonie lot have been lucky with their Xmas pressees this year.
For 2009 it is time for decent folk to get a few nice presents and gifts and create a few scenes that inspire. Bring on THE ANGRY YOUNG FOLK.

Or will you keep telling me lies so that I must smash the mirror to see what is JUST behind?

TELL ME LIES ABOUT ..............
Adrian Mitchell is dead. On this bastardly blog, like on trillions of other blog-mind(ed) bastardly sites of construction, Mitchell lives as family.

Tell me lies about Vietnam................

Put your penis in (w)rappers
Tell me lies.

Paint your blogs in perfume
Spray your words with spin
Say me
Inappropriate
Sell me lies.

WHAT CAN YOU SAT WHEN YOU ARE LATE AGAIN ?
Oh OK - What Can You SAY if that is better.
Fail me SATS I do all the time.

No I am not pregnant.

It was a couple of days travelling on trains. In fact about 24 hours on the train and the rest doing that which train travellers do betwixt and between such enlightening, sparky, beasts on the rails.

As my good readers well know I am not one to complain overmuch but this time I really must insist on a public personal protest.

The bar in the restaurant wagon closed at 03.00 hours in the morning and I still had 4 hours of travel left to suffer on my return journey.

Whatever happened to public service?

"WE" HAVE NOT DONE VERY WELL AT ALL
Perhaps it was the perfumes of perfection that ended up smelling of that awful body ordour.
Maybe it was, but a mere mistake, human, all so very very human.

But I cannot say that either we or I or us have done very well at all unless I or "we" look and learn with everyday folk.

ROYAL MAIL ALREADY PRIVATISED
Reports from the UK incline again to the incredible pressi-pissi.
The Royal Mail needs privatisation, it is said, by those above us and by those that do not need to deliver.

But THE Royal has always been private even if with a public face and paid for by the public purse.

But the mail has always been private. Open my mail and I will get quite pissed off.

Such is the ideology that is within the stamp of the Queen.

THIS VOMIT BUG IS A PEST

Stay indoors and just think about things.
Trust your government to close all the doors and control this pest.

Report any illnesses that you see to the highest authority that you know.
This Plague potential must be prevented at all costs.

Internet chat is allowed because the plague cannot travel without real human hands and blood and mud.

ETERNALLY RETURNING AS DISPOSITION

" To burn itself on a funeral pile and to rise again from the ashes,
In the freshness of youth.
To be",,,, To be
That which is recycled .........

OH DEAR ME IT WAS REALLY ALL SO SIMPLE
After my recent AWOL ( I do the sob sob story you do the hug hugs stories) it has all come back into focus. Any day now, anyway now, I shall be released from that continuous losing of the marbles.

It was all so simple then after waking up and finding myself working class agin : Made mesen beans and chips and eggs all mashed in vinegar and salt.

Bliss ..................... nowt green or red or blue on the plate at all.

DEAR Marje
I have been asked to display my self in a competition for the most buutiful old fart that remains doing lectures at a University.
Perhaps this is quite inspiring as who knows what such a display might lead up to.
On the other hand I feel I am too intellectual and mature for such an event and I feel rather exploited already.

Can you give me advice?

NEW UK SURVEY REVEALS HIGH LEVEL OF ABUSE

The IRATA think-tank group have published their conclusions from a five year study concerning abuse in the UK.
It is revealed that between 80 and 90% of UK folk are badly abused.

This rather academic and dry report was not sponsored by the Duke of Westiminister of Coy.

UK LEADS THE WAY
We hear that, at long last, UK folk can rest in their beds easily now. The introduction of LIE DETECTORS is to become the reality.

The next trials are due to be held today during the Queens Speech and thereafter during the responses from the right honourable members of P.

By this afternoon some time all will be revealed.

THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE BOYS SAY THE BRITS

A survey of European males informs us that the French are very well hung indeed. Indeed the French are the biggest dicks in the EU.

The second place in this biggest-dickus survey went to Sweden.

The smallest-dickus place was taken up by the Greeks.

The professional point made here by these university researchers was that there needed to be more rubber in the rubbers for the French and the Swedes. Existing standards remain satisfactory for the Greeks and even their statues.

THERE REALLY MUST BE ORDER IN THE UK HOUSE
After years and years of very very strange goings-ons in the UK house it is up to the responsible citizens to demand an enquiry.
We call on the SPEAKER to take charge of this leaking ship.
We call him OUR Speaker.

FLOGGING DEAD HORSES
I guess a few might find a warped kind of pleasure from the flogging of dead horses, but - is it possible to find a way to avoid the flogging of real living folk ?

MY PUBLIC PRONOUN(i)CEMENT
My good readers of this moral blog : I stand here before you today.

Do not let the word slip from your hand.
Until we have built delusion land ...

A WORKING-CLASS LETTER IS SOMETHING TO WRITE

Deflation increases the real value of debt. The debunking of the big boys and girls and the failures there within display the hidden debt that is a very big debt to the working classes.

Inflation only increases the image value of ... you know who. Do you do you do you do you wanna dance?

As far as i can see fuck all has changed.

A GATHERING UP OF ME MARBLES
Me dreams were so deep and real and memory became, itself, became as if alive. I had forgotten most of all that.
Me dreams, oh me dreams, from on-the-back and from laying, laying down, down to breather-breath-intake-mode as a zone, a different breath.
Whenever possible.
Feel the plastic.

One week in bed re-invents the present ghost.
One week in bed escapes the present ghosts that haunt... ...

DID I SAY THAT I WAS BETTER
Bollocks !
Doing a review of the news from the UK for last week I feel sick.
No I do not subscribe to the Daily Mail. ( but that is part of it )

If we accept the individual bits of responsibility and all that - we are still left with some kind of massive social and structural calamity in terms of basic human well being and a flourishing community.

Can the Pale Daily Wailies even understand social structures anymore?

I FART THE IMPOSSIBLE

GAWDI BROON HAS A DEFINING MOMENT
In the "Guardian of Truth" today Gawdi Broon showed his Monty Python credentials. Such will be studied byour children and the children of our children and our children of our children who have even more children and children and children as history is written.
Latest comment from A Python is that "Brown needs a new dog licence".

JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT
I, personally, at this moment in 24/7 time, absolutely and with all due respect, believe in Oxford. Our country needs quality and needs to refuse any university on the (it's a nightmare) Isle of Dogs. Oxford is needed to keep our language codes correct.
Oxford is fairly unique in this essential cultural anchoring fuction but, OK, it is not rocket science.

LETTER TO SCOTTISH LABOURERS
Maybe it would have been better for Glen Clothes to have avoided totally the fatal attraction. To have said that enough is enough with a blow job. It seems that the world according to Garpy Gordon is thick and full of very dangerous liaisons.

LETTER TO OBIWANNABE
Could it it be possible that an American Democrat might even consider mentioning a few words from C.Wright Mills?
For example :-
" Ours is not so much a time of big decisions as a time for big decisions that are not being made. A lot of bad little decisions are crippling the chances for the appropriate big ones."

Gawdi Broon gaffs
" quid pro quo" is banned.
Yet Gawdi Broon Boy has used it NOW.
Check it out : I am too lazy to give you the easy way.
Have a nice week

THE "GUNNERS" ARE IN TEARS
Arsenal Football Club are weeping and crying. They need a hug.
No this is not irony.
This is another part of the Brand-Ross game that few will critique.

Gimme back me football I say.

NEMESIS IN FASHION AGAIN
After so many years of Hubris ruling the waves of self-esteemed social capital it seems that Nemesis returns.
But this invisible and sometimes divine Goddess of retribution ( bring her on I say) has been disturbed and she is now alert after a few years of what we can call her 40 winks.
Who is responsible for giving our Nemesis the new kiss of life?
Who will be next to find their very own Nemesis knocking at their door?

What we need here me maties is a top ten list.
Now get to work with no thought of idle banter.

MR G.W. BUSH HAS TO CEMENT HIS LEGACY SOON
Ok, ok, maybe you say that he has already done that cementing.
But there are just under 3 months left of his president-time and this 3 months is a very long time in politics.

Will he make more war?
Will he try to play golf?
Will he "return" to the booze?
Or will he do all these three things and all at the same time?

Answers please on a postcard addressed to : Education for Five Year old Futures @ Sarah Palin Institute for the deaf dumb and blind kids.

DEAR MR BRAND
Well "Little" boy lost in New York you seem to have lost your dream. The Daily Mail will not be taking you on as an intellectual, cutting-edge, voice of the people.
Maybe "Little Britain" has a spot for you.

In the end, Mr Brand, you will consider that you should only take the piss out of those that are big enough to respond to your intellectual challenges.

Mr Brand man : Take care now because you have been fucked and you hardly know it, yet.

HOOGIE-POOGIE COULD YOU LEND ME A DIME?
Really need a bail-out here.
Trust me I will pay it all back. ( not from my own account, of course).

I call on you all as citizens of the world to lend me a dime.

NATURE STRIKES BACK
Just as your ever-professional Zola gets going on his warm up exercises to be ready for the big game this afternoon - what appens?

A host of waxwings descend upon me training ground.
About 30 at last count.
Most disturbing as I think they are beautiful birds.
OK I like birds anyway........

I'D LIKE TO SPEND SOME TIME IN MOZAMBIQUE
La Luto Continua.

( This has nowt to do with the "End of History" splurgs I just want to have a damned good holiday).
OK maybe I was listening to Dylan and Fanon and.... and double-checking on the twists and turns of Faki-Waki-Woogie baby.

MORALITY TO MATHEMATICS AND MONEY DOTH FLY
It has come to pass ..............

God Damit those Lap-dancers are distracting me from me rightful duties as an old fart.
Where has all the wisdom gone .. where has wisdom gone? Far far away.
You need to sing that by the way.

If the dubious father of a certain Toni Blair would only have had a decent sex education at primary level then the Catholic-Bliar would never have had the need for a Scottish habit.

I HAD INTENDED TO BEHAVE THIS BLOGGING YEAR ... but

I feel a big wobbler coming on.
Problem?
I cannot quite decide which damned mess to concentrate upon.
Anyway at least one thing comes out.

Those that rage about "Marxism" now find themselves able to actually read that body of wicked work.
In fact, it seems, that the works of Karl Marx are selling again and are no longer banned by the blue meanies of the media.

A DAY IN THE LIFE I GUESS

Yesterday was a big nasty. I needed, really needed, to go to the dentist and get an old worn out back tooth pulled.

Still full of mind-blowing pain-killing and legal substances I walked home trying to smoke a fag through one side of my mouth. Every now and then I needed to stop to spit out the damned blood. Fag in hand spitting blood walking through the town.

Many people looked at me, stared even.
But I was high enough not to care.
Puff puff gobb gobb wobble wobble home.

Now, today, I feel guilty.
I ought to have had a bottle of beer in my other hand because that would have given the crowd something to tell their kids.

" Bosses Pay Price as Taxpayers Move In"

The Guardian of Truth today makes yet another headline that almost sends a Fhinking person to Florida.

But I suspect that this is just and yet another sad example of how free Capitalism re-invents itself !

So just to repeat : the bosses pay the price as the taxpayers move in.
Now you understand .............what you tried to say to me... how you suffered for your sanity ...
... as the beat goes on, as the beat goes on.

A LOST PLEASURE PERHAPS

As you know I do not work away from home very much. Some would say I have never worked much at all but that is not the point here.
But sometimes i am thrust into public workplaces a few times in the year and I have begun to notice something.

Fewer and fewer people whistle when they work.
This is sad.

TROUSERS CAN BE TIGHT

After some worrying months it is now clear that "Trousers can be tight" and if you do not believe me go down to the South of Sudan today and you can be sure of a big suprise.

NEW POST
Please give your thoughts for our brave new world a'coming.

Jean-Marie Gets a Nobel Prize

Frenchy guy with a strange sounding name get a Nobel Prize for Lit.

Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clusio ( hope I got that right inspector) is the man.

Shame on me i guess but I will try and pick up now on some of his works which do, by all accounts, deserve readership.
Oh well at least I have another "name" to read when i am in bed without a woman or women.

WHY ?
Why would a first year university student want to listen to an aged old fart who rattles and raves at the most ridiculous levels?

POLITICAL RELATIONSHIPS
It seems to me that a clear FIENDSHIP presents itself as FRIENDSHIP in the atmosphere that we breathe today.

But ; bugger it, I will carry on with friendship even if it is a subversive relationship that will never, never ever, cowtail to idle and idolised senses of contract.

CORRECTION : AS IS OUR POLICY
We said here, under the respectable Zola-Ink-Spots publications, that MP Peter Mandelson was "Qaint and Quibbling".

Due to a technical error mixed with our out-sourced editor we made a big typo.
We should have said that Peter Mandelson was " Qaint and Quisling".

Zola apologiZes for this technical fault although due to circumstances can never promise not to make the same kinds of mistake again.

It is the technology stupid "

NOTHING PERSONAL
Sarah Palin says : " I don't need no smear test" I have always felt that Mr McCain is a straight-up guy.

OCTOBER 9th : DECISION - Get yer bets in now.
The Nobel Prize for Literature will be announced on Oct 9th.
The big bets are silently on Philip Roth.

THE QUAINT AND QUIBBLING HERO RETURNS
Your very own Peter Mandelson is to return to the UK after a spell in the EU.
Mandelson is to join a new team that will return Newcastle United and the Northern Rock to past glories.

BEFORE MEMORY FAILS ME

Lady Diana
Children at your feet
Wonder how you manage
To make them meat.

NOTES FROM THE NORTH
I aspire from my humble shire,
For,
Something beginning with :-

F