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Chaos In UK Airport Again. Huge lines of incoming passengers waiting for passport control to solve problem. A Yellow Duck and family presented their webs for check ups but the data checking system crashed. A certain Mr Reid was called in because nobody knew what to do with these ducks. Last we heard was Ducks in Jail waiting to be barred and re-feathered without the right of appeal.
Send your protests now in support of the Duckies. Send to Goldsmith.con C/o Blair.uk