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Latest gossip on the town. The Duke of Westminster has been in tow with a certain Ms G.I.(A)Greerable. If recent information is to be believed then the portfolio, as personal development(s), was always the very same that was hidden. The female property remains to be identified and we must wait until they both come out of the cupboard. Rumour has it that the Huffing(ding-dong)ton Post is on to this story already. But "Time" will tell as the story needs more male muscle behind it as yet.

The Guardian has already, we hear, refused to entertain us with this story ( even the Women's Pages seem wobbly on this one) even if there is a real social history here that remains valid today.
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