Friday, December 22, 2006

Natural Whacking Sticks are better Than Plastic

According to an expert team in Finland the traditional branches and leaves are far superior for whacking ourselves in the sauna than are the new plastic versions. The plastic versions, it was found, wither too quickly. Foreigners visiting Finland are advised to trust in the real Finnish nature.
The moral to this story is that plastic withers when the heat is on.
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

ZoZo
Most things wither when it's cold.......
I use bamboo canes personally...........

12:22
zola a social thing said...

In fact there was a frozen thing also evaluated ( this is no joke ) and this was natural too. But the frozen thing of leaves and twigs and all was considered to lack the smell of real natural whacking sticks.
However the frozen stuff was second place on the list.
And, yes, I tell you news that is straight.

Will you please stick to the expected points of these good conversations.
You set a very bad example for the likes of an Anticant or ......

13:30
Aaron Murin-Heath said...

Twigs, always twigs.

They sell Vennik at the roadside in Siberia. Should you feel the need to go home and punish yourself after a long day at the gulag.

15:13
zola a social thing said...

Hello again Tyger : Good trip to Tallin was it?
Damn it mate so much goes on all this silly-silly working-site that i can only say a happy Xmas to you until next time.
Maybe next year we can make a few points that really matter - maybe not.
Best wishes - from the Wimp Zola

16:15
anticant said...

Twigs? Plastic? What a waste of time!

21:38
Anonymous said...

So, Anticant- what do you recommend , please, all advice most gratefully received............

22:42
anticant said...

lavender: use your imagination, dear. I thought you were a telephonic purveyor of fantasies.

00:55
Anonymous said...

DearestDarling Anticant - yes I know ! BUT it's all down to sound.....slurping, gulping,slapping,BUT - noises off ( or on- as the case may be ) require a little more consideration.....
must get more adventurous.wonder if the local hoodies have a little time on their hands, knees and boomps a daisy........
What a very wise and experienced man you are, o Anticant..!!

02:24
anticant said...

How do you slurp, gulp, and slap down a telephone? Do tell. Reminds me of those early Childrens' Hour broadcasts when galloping hooves were simulated by rattling coconut shells.....

14:22
Anonymous said...

Presumably, by 'rattling coconut shells' you are referring to Toynbee, Henry, Atkins et al?.

18:13
Anonymous said...

Anticant......I would tell you all........but, later, when the effect of all the real Brandy mince pies has worn off a little.................will be on the good old lines shortly......will think of you......!

23:24
zola a social thing said...

What is a person to do with you all I ask?
More self-discipline ought to be ...

13:45

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