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Friday, December 22, 2006

A WEB-MASTER HAS NOT A HAPPY LIFE, happy life

Yet again this rather conservative ( clean in thought, word and deed ) site has been attacked from behind. Through the back door photographs have been delivered.

The pictures are possibly hurtful to UK sensibilities or anti-UK Blairites. This master of the web is feeling a little awkward right now. Publish and be damned? Well that used to be OK but today it is publish and pay the costs and the fines and the rest. This site and the master does not mind the being damned bit. However the poor Zola cannot afford to pay those costs. But if enough decent and respectable visitors to this site demand then, of course, those naughty pictures will be published. With one proviso : those that demand will set up a save the Zola fund. ( BTW : one picture was very fishy indeed but the artistic value would be undisputed).

27 comments:

Anonymous said...: ZoZo!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours....; 12:21
zola a social thing said...: LB : Mine is only of the middle range and nothing worth boasting about.
I just middle along, up and down and all that.
Now let us not get back to yesterday when my poor site was purged from purity.; 13:22
Anonymous said...: Sounds ominous; 13:36
Anonymous said...: Adventure?; 13:42
Anonymous said...: Publish!!; 13:50
Anonymous said...: Oh, please, just for us.; 13:52
Anonymous said...: I'll send you some more if you want?.; 13:53
zola a social thing said...: This is worse than yesterday.
What is a respectable person to do in these wicked times I ask.
Maybe I must go to London and Paris and clean up those disy-dishes.
I must learn how you lot live.; 13:59
Anonymous said...: http://www.theplace4.co.uk/stuffdiana/
The Lord Biro (Church of the Militant Elvis) homepage can be found above - if you want to see real subversive art.; 14:00
Anonymous said...: I don't know what all the fuss is about.
David said that he green and I told him I would teach him.; 14:07
zola a social thing said...: I will ask Anticant first before I bend to your advances.; 14:27
Anonymous said...: David never asked for advice......

Rumour has it that the photos were sent to GrannyGrump but the spam filter was tighter than a ducks sphincter.

What does that say about the morale of RorschachMan?

Means he would be a valuable addition to Nu-Lab.
Come and join us.; 15:23
zola a social thing said...: Now you tempt me indeed.; 15:59
Anonymous said...: Just back from a meeting with the performance artist in question and he has assured me that if they want to get him they can. In fact, he has asked you to remember to credit him with the scoop and reminds you that this is a 'Militant Elvis Health Initiative'.
Lord Biro can be found here :
http://www.theplace4.co.uk/stuffdiana/; 18:12
zola a social thing said...: Getting better all the time.
Credit him I will - damn im I will by so doing.
Nearly there but not up to the hilt yet.
Nearly though.; 18:42
Anonymous said...: slappe av - I know that is Norwegian rather than Finnish, but it is the closest I can do.
Hic.
Especially when I am girding my loins to dismember a brace of birds.
Double hic.
The delights of Nottingham have mesmerised me obviously.
Sat on a bus on the way into town I hear the following.
'Wow, look at that Hummer at the lights'
'Wow, I would do two years to hijack that'
'I would put it in Exchange and Mart with a paint job'
'I would sell it to that pimp in Mapperly'
'I would keep it for me-self'
Such is the life to which we are subjecting ourselves.; 20:08
zola a social thing said...: I just posted on pike site. Now to think again and sleep.
My Green beret was once something to be proud about.
Such is life.
I was wrong and terribly wrong.; 20:36
Anonymous said...: Sleep sweetly, sweet ZoZo.....
The Merkin is in leathers, machete at the ready, the cats are abed.I am holding the phone for emergencies only...whilst he butchers 6 birds......i hope i live to post again.........I have bequeathed to you all my knickers....
with love always to you xx; 20:51
anticant said...: I don't know about duck's sphincters - YD please enlighten me! - but I wish my spam filter was a damn sight tighter. I get deluged with 30 to 40 pieces of total gibberish every day; takes ages to clear them.

As for comments overheard on top of a bus, the best I can offer is Joyce Grenfell's report of one woman saying to another: "Well, I wouldn't say that she is exactly mad, but she does play the piano in the nude......" NB I no longer have a piano, so expect no photos.; 21:35
Anonymous said...: Oh?
Anticant......the total gibberish is my best effort to date.......
As for nude with piano - ok, have you nothing else you can play with for the shot ....
I do feel that if the Calender girls can produce the goodies, then surely we should have a crack at it.......; 22:39
anticant said...: lavender: in one of her monologues, the immortal Anna Russell declaims [as the muddled WI Lady President]: "As Shakespeare says, 'If music be the food of love, play on.' He doesn't say on what, but I think it's a wonderful idea." Definitely no photos, though!

Zola: I seem to have inadvertently scratched painful memories with my mention of Deal. Sorry for that. We had twelve happy years weekending there, with my Mother and Aunt living there too. A lovely, lively, bright little place until the mines closed and the Army Band and the Marines went....Oh dear, it brings back Christmas memories.

It's not just the Marines who have been betrayed by our criminally cretinous leaders, but all the armed services. I see over on CiF that there are transatlantic mutterings of a US army coup against Bush. Maybe there will be one against Blair soon. Hope not, as I don't relish a return to the rule of Cromwell's major generals. No maypoles.....; 00:48
zola a social thing said...: At least maypoles are easier than getting a photograph on me site. I have crashed things 3 times already. It is either that my comp is not up to it or I am not up to it. Maybe both.
Keep trying I do.; 09:53
Anonymous said...: ZoZo...
you can do it !!
Get awat from that slutty reindeer now and get back on the job !; 11:25
zola a social thing said...: I guess I have no choice. Fall in i will rather than drop out in shame.
But remember the Save the Zola Fund.
Risky out there it is.; 11:46
Anonymous said...: I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus' uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
**************
can I be your despot, Cromwell?.; 16:19
zola a social thing said...: So long as you are Enligthened OK.
Awesome stuff all this.; 09:47
Anonymous said...: Tell you this, they don't write em like that any more.; 03:29

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