Breaking Wind e-news
Due to the terrible amount of complaints this site now receives the author feels that it is time to take authorship seriously and to be responsible and fair to both Finland and the European Union.
So with this in mind let me break wind over a non-EU country. The UK.
According to the Sunday press in the UK millions of Brits fail to read karaoke texts that are said to be at the skill level for an 11 year old. It could be even over 30% that cannot read a Robbie Williams song words text. Comment from government offices? A certain Holt guy said that these song words are often more complicated then we appreciate. But rumour has it that the UK government offices for training and skills are following the USA under the invitation of GW Bush.
Blair and Brown may, it is said in private, change the goalposts and rules.
New skill level standard for university applicants would be ba belopa ....bob bop with an extra point for a baybe in there somewhere.
Now that should keep Finns and Europeans happy.